28 November 2017
CHRONICLES OF A NEWLY-MINTED INTERN
03 April 2017
THE ENGLISH LESSON
A poem from my childhood, with which my fascination for the English language started. Read on to know why!
The English Lessonby Richard Krogh (Published in the 1800s)
We'll begin with box, and the plural is boxes;
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes. Then one fowl is goose, but two are called geese Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a whole lot of mice, But the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the plural of man is always called men, When couldn't the plural of pan be called pen? The cow in the plural may be cows or kine, But the plural of vow is vows, not vine. And I speak of a foot, and you show me your feet, But I give a boot - would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth? If the singular is this and plural is these, Why shouldn't the plural of kiss be nicknamed kese? Then one may be that, and three may be those, Yet the plural of hat would never be hose; We speak of a brother, and also of brethren, But though we say mother, we never say methren. The masculine pronouns are he, his and him, But imagine the feminine she, shis, and shim! So our English, I think you will all agree, Is the trickiest language you ever did see. I take it you already know Of tough and bough and cough and dough? Others may stumble, but not you On hiccough, thorough, slough, and through? Well done! And now you wish, perhaps To learn of less familiar traps? Beware of heard, a dreadful word That looks like beard and sounds like bird. And dead; it's said like bed, not bead; For goodness sake, don't call it deed! Watch out for meat and great and threat, (they rhyme with suite and straight and debt) A moth is not a moth in mother. Nor both in bother, broth in brother. And here is not a match for there. And dear and fear for bear and pear. And then there's dose and rose and lose -- Just look them up -- and goose and choose. And cork and work and card and ward, And font and front and word and sword. And do and go, then thwart and cart. Come, come, I've hardly made a start. A dreadful language? Why, man alive, I'd learned to talk it when I was five, And yet to write it, the more I tried, I hadn't learned it at fifty-five! |
19 February 2012
THE TRAVELBUG!

Have you ever been bitten
By the bug that ain’t a bug?
Bitten and very much smitten
Am I with the TravelBug!
Oh! What joy it is to pack
Your tiny world into a rucksack
Heave it on your shoulders tight
And off we go to see the sights!
Sometimes walking, sometimes trudging
Inching forward without grudging
The heady climb of hills quite steep
Does make you forget you’d craved to sleep!
At the summit as I stand
I begin to understand
The world’s far more beautiful folks
Than to you and me it at first looks!
Off we go to the next destination
Unhindered by the creeping exhaustion
For Will now leads my weary limbs
Striving am I to keep with the climb!
From valleys deep and canyons long
Spring forth brooks with their gurgling song
Tiny rivulets meet and merge
And raging rivers thus emerge!
As each reach the gorges tall
They have no go but to fall
And thus are born mighty waterfalls
Get under it and you have a ball!
Wet and weary you set up camp
On meadows kissed by fresh dew damp
Hit the sack as the stealthy night
Robs the sky of its light!
I wake up at the crack of day
With troubles at a land far, far away
To the serenade of birds which twitter and tweet-
Their lungs out many melodies sweet!
Making our way through the thickets
And brambles which are nothing but wicked
On we run with open hands
Out of the woods onto plain land!
Before this trip is ever complete
We wolf down a meal that is so replete
And off we go on the final lap
To the cities marked out in the map!
Now each city is a different story
Laden with years of unique history
Castles and relics cheat time and last
Reminding us of a valiant past!
Cars speed past on roads so fast
Leave in their wake mere gusts of dust
Buildings so tall they scrape the sky
Vying to be the one most high!
From the verdant jungle to the concrete one
Life’s diverse under the blazing sun
While fauna scamper to hunt and be hunted
People scurry past each other undaunted!
Nightfall brings an exotic glow
To the sea of humanity which on the streets flow
I drink in the lights, the smells and feel
Swamped in my senses and so I reel!
Sorry am I to turn my back
As I heave on last time my precious rucksack
Vowing to return as heartstrings tug
For yes, I am a TravelBug!
19 March 2010
MUSINGS AT THE SEA SHORE!

A whiff of salty sea bound breeze
Does wonders on a Soul unrest,
Her ever so gentle caress sweeps
Tumultuous thoughts with sagacious ease!
Thus awakened, the Soul perceives
Mighty hands of Nature moving dexterously,
For the World is her canvas
And the vista changes endlessly!
Verdant palms and mangroves thrive
Luxuriant with Sun and nectar of Life,
They curve towards their life giving elements
With upturned images in the turbulent sea!
The horizon is but a cerulean haze
Hard to make out in a mind numbing maze,
Of the azure sky merging seamless
With the distant blue of the mighty oceans!
Snowy clouds scud fast past
Led by leviathan winds high in the sky,
Some bear semblance to flocks of sheep
And some mere wisps of fine cotton trail!
Leviathan does more than lead
The surface film of the mighty sea,
Waves thus formed crash with earnest force
A mere knuckle of Nature’s potent powers!
Deep blue to a turquoise sheen
To emerald hue with a foamy crest,
Diaphanous surfs surge infinitely
And vanish as ripples at the feet!
Receding waters bring to light
Talc like sand in its pallid tint,
From bronze to ivory the tones emerge
At the tryst of elements in the shores!
Creatures of the sea scuttle by
With tiny legs that belie size,
Cetaceans to crustaceans coexist
In perfect harmony in this canvas!
The Soul feels refreshed, buoyant
It soars afar in boundless joy!
Every breath is like a cleansing ritual
Divesting the gore and grime of selfish thoughts!
Thus beholding Nature at her best
Her creations that by far shadow any of Man’s,
Epiphanies strike the open Soul
Stark insights of universal truths!
Impunity of Man ne’er was so evident
As He kneels before Her vast expanse,
A faint voice whispers soft in one’s ears
“Why can’t you embrace Peace like the rest of my creations?”!
LOVE, LUST & BROKEN PROMISES

Second position in English poetry at the 4th Intermedicos Arts Fest held at CSI Medical College, Karakkonam in November 2008
'Twas my dream, my soul
'As I love, loved to be'!
Yet the sands of time it took from me
My Love that made Life worth living!
My bonny bird, she was ever so fair
I felt my heart do drumrolls!
It beat against my breast demanding
That we were ever together!
Stolen glances, fleeting smiles
'Twas all I ever got!
To soothe my heart that went glorious mad
Whenever my eyes beheld her!
Her coming was my hope each day
Her parting was my anguish!
Any delay in her coming
Was like Ice in every vein!
On midsummer's eve, at the county ball
The floodgates of my heart burst forth open!
Down went I on my knees, gallant
And asked for her hand in mine!
Doe-eyes batted their lashes softly
Bashed smiles played over her face!
Down stooped she and her tresses hid
Our faces and our kiss!
My bonny bird swore with her sealing kiss
'To be mine eternally'!
'Come what may, we'll endure the same
Our natures shall entwine'!
Oh! The taste of Bliss for mortal man
Entices through and through!
To let go of the sublime feeling?
Death would've been more welcome!
I horrors scorned, dangers ignored
I passed impetuous by!
My love, my lust for my bonny bird
Glowed like embers in Heart's hearth!
My bliss soon crossed its meridian
Storm clouds approached fast!
Yet delirious in my lust I was, alas!
Oblivious to treachery!
My bonny lass, she was all this time
In ardent love with another!
Stumbled I upon this truth
In my home, in my room!
There she was, wrapped in another's embrace
They broke apart when I stepped in!
Doe-eyes looked bloodshot at me
In silent plea for Forgiveness!
The snake of Jealousy stirred in my heart
It reared its ugly head!
Frenzy made me strangle to death
Both she and her lover!
My world spinned! My heart heaved!
Breath came out in bursts!
And not one whit of Regret passed
In my Stone Heart then!
For 'twas she, she who broke her promise
'To be mine eternally'!
Now Loyalty was dashed on the rocks
As I was left abandoned!
Life's lost its meaning now
Sun at noon darkens in an eclipse!
My heartstrings shred to pieces by her
Oh, passionate reader! Was it so wrong to have loved so truly??
CALL OF THE WILD

A step into the deep dense forest
Drowns me in a myriad of voices!
Scampering padded feet of the hunted
In desperate flight from stalking enemies!
The cautious footsteps of the beasts
Whose fiery eyes spot the dawdler in a herd
Let out growls and snarls of anticipation
Filling the air with an unnerving echo!
The valiant gurgle of a bubbly stream
That gushes past from mountains afar
With water clearer than the finest crystal
Adds its charm to the wilderness!
Sunlight finds it hard to penetrate
Heavy foliage that lends a green glow
For only the arboreal dwellers enjoy its warmth
The burrows live in eternal night!
And in the undergrowth sits and screams
The noisiest lot of ‘em all – the crickets!
Up and down their crescendo goes
Trapping me as if in a time warp!
The calls of the feline, canine, vulpine and equine
Thrills along every nerve I have!
It sinks me into a serenity hitherto unknown
For that is sure the very voice
Of our Mother Nature!
THE CRIES OF THE HAPLESS

My very 1st poem. Written for English Versification at school in 2005. Won 1st prize.
In the depth of my heart I wonder
If we are all humans!
For if we were, we would have heard
The cries of the hapless!
O’ wretched mortals!
Spurn away that veil of ignorance!
See, hear and feel for yourself
The cries of the hapless!
Some’d built themselves castles
And seen themselves reign in dreams
Only to wake up from that blissful dream
To find themselves sans castles sans dreams sans anything!
T’is said that opportunity ne’er comes
And knocks at thy door,
‘True’, ‘True’, echoes those
For whom opportunity is alien!
There are then people for whom
One wrong decision has cost
Their money their family and their life!
O’ just hear how they weep!
Wouldn’t it be nice
If you could revive their lives with Hope
And help rebuild their dilapidated dreams?
If I were thee, I would!
